Signs Of The Times

A selection of signs in downtown Toronto:

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No Smokin or Standing at Psychic Entraence!!

I don’t see that a psychic has much to complain about in this situation; she should have foreseen the problem before she set up business. Also, I would have thought psychics are better spellers than this. Couldn’t she “travel” to the library & consult the OED before she tried a tricky word like “entrance?” When people consult her, does she put them in a traence?

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Please: do not pee on here.

Seems like a reasonable request, but why the colon after please? Isn’t a colon more appropriate after a request not to shit on here?

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This sign was made in the past for you in the future who is present.

This sign was made in the past by the people from timeanddesire.

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The future called: wants a do-over (knows you were high)

On a zoning by-law amendment notice for a 42-story condo, this one needs no explanation.

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I love my muff.

Reminds me of my brother-in-law, who makes maple syrup & posted a YouTube video about proper bush management.

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